This is a giant cat...
It's not AI... A real cat...
We want one in the office.
Now... Press the pink
TalkCampus demo button.
You'll get a cat**
We didn’t rush this page… we’re not about that. We do like cats - not the normal house cats but we have a penchant for Maine Coons. Gosh, what else can I write here to pad this out… I needed a landing page for tracking, remarketing, and all that jazz. BECAUSE we love peer and TalkCampus – we know you’re going to love it. We’re a touch biased. Did you know that Maine Coons can grow to 8kg?! Gosh, I want one. Near impossible to find in the UK. Still reading...? We should talk more about TalkCampus - did you know in the last twelve months we sent over 62m messages across our communities… 62m!! That’s like the population of South Korea and Portugal combined. What else. Well, TalkCampus actually gets used. Wellbeing teams love our engagement, insights, and it’s super easy to onboard. Anyways… right now, if you’re still reading, you’re either an avid fan or just a cat fan who stumbled across my sly SEO strategy… but you came from LinkedIn, so probably not. Anyway… you doing okay? Let’s talk!
**You're not going to get a cat BTW.. I can't get one. I learnt this trick in my marketing course - it was sex sells or cats. I really need you to book that demo and check out TalkCampus. My KPIS are aligned with this and with GPT breathing down my neck y'all need to help me out. Anyway. I need to get home. New Morning Show tonight and it's great.. I am loving this season. Ciao X
Oh I'm not leaving you alone. That's not what we do at TalkCampus - every post gets 18.5 engagements on average. EVERY company tells you this but there are ''page views'' and there is engagement... you know what I mean?! When you share on TalkCampus you get a ton of love and we think that's awesome. It's Thursday 17.28 and i'm daydreaming about tomorrow - we run a four-day week and it's awesome. I'm going to sleep in... get poached eggs and maybe sleep for a bit longer. Because heck that's what TalkCampus is all about - investing in platforms, it's people and the world... we're hiring at the mo.. want to chat? You're obviously a mega fan if you're still reading this.. or a stalker. Gosh.
Right. Have you hit that pink button yet? Booked a demo? Go on. Fun facts - everyone who sits through a 15-minute demo tells us that they know more about TalkCampus and peer support at the end of it.. *vanity metric time* we've just gone over supporting 300 campuses globally in five years! That's pretty epic. Come back tomorrow and we can talk more. WhatsApp me if needed - +44 7732 794 612 I'll be about. Right. Bye now.